order this mcpussy at your local mcdonalds now!
dollar menu
(via dailyhangover)
what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got
(via earthdad)
(Source: mydadhitler, via giggle)
this is so funny
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Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.
(via earthdad)
(Source: givemeinternet, via zackisontumblr)
(via dailyhangover)
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(via firedrill)
My first time holding a sloth today 😭
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY
TURN ON THE SOUND
I havent smiled all day… until now
Brother nature is my favorite person
(via ironicpeaches)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via giggle)
